Funny Kids

(Conversation with Isaac about seagulls)

Isaac: Why are they called "seagulls"?

Me: Because they live by the sea.

Isaac (who is consumed by learning his alphabet right now): Are eagles called that 'cause they live by an "E"?

Get it? "C"-gulls and "E"- gulls.

(Conversation with Katherine and 2 friends in the back seat as I'm driving)

Friend #1: When is your birthday?

Katherine: November 17.

Friend #2: Oh, you're "such a terrorist".

Get it? Sagittarius.