SCOTT'S BIG DAY!

It all makes perfect sense to me now. After years of poking fun at those unfortunate souls around him who, in the natural scheme of things, were showing a little wear and tear from their accumulating number of years on this earth, Scott decided to run. He just couldn't face the inevitable. A big MILESTONE birthday! But now it's here. And he thought he could hide. But you know the old saying, "You can run, but you can't hide." It's true. It all started early this morning, with a well chosen card by his mom that blares firetruck sirens when you open it - you know to put out the fire from the candles. Isaac has opened it about every 12 seconds, and Scott has been rethinking his decision to work from home today. In addition to that, he's had other humorous emails, cards, and phone calls. So, his plan to flee didn't work. And now he has to live with the consequences. We'll have his traditional steak dinner like always. Only, it's supposed to be in the 20's tonight at grilling time. That's okay, though. The icicles will blend nicely with all that gray hair!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCOTT!